Showing posts with label asgardian wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label asgardian wars. Show all posts

Friday, June 1, 2012

Mind control a la Asgard part IV: Do Mind Controlling Asgardians Bearing Gifts

The previous three posts covered the second part of the so called Asgardian Wars. This entry is a prequel of sorts, covering the events that led up to Loki's grudge match between the X-men.
... Doing a prequel after the actual three part saga? Hey, if George Lucas can get away with it...

It all started, as so many things in the Marvel universe tend to do, because of Loki, Asgardian god of mischief. 




In order to increase his own power and influence, Loki had to do one good deed for the people of Midgard, better known as Earth. Never one for modesty, Loki decided his small act of kindness would be to bring peace to the Earth. Let the meddling begin!

Cyclops and his new wife Madelyne Prior were piloting a plane carrying a group of government dignitaries, when all of a sudden they were attacked over Canada by what seemed to Shaman from Canada's premiere superhero team Alpha Flight. 

The plane went down, but fortunately their plight didn't go unnoticed, thanks to Rachel Summers... Cyclops' telepathic daughter from an alternate future. Despite the distance, Rachel felt her father's predicament and freaked out, forcing professor Xavier to mentally take over and calm her down. 




He even used her mind to power the holographic display screens in the Danger Room, so the entire team could see what was upsetting Rachel. Leaving aside the sheer improbability of such a move, wouldn't it have been a whole lot easier for the world's most powerful telepath to simply share the required memores with all the X-men?  

By now, the team was convinced Alpha Flight was behind the disappearance of Cyclops... so, they quickly made their way up north to confront Shaman. Fortunately for him, many of his Alpha Flight teammmates were on hand to help him defend himself.

Not that they were much good against a pissed off Rachel Summers, who barged into Shaman's practice sporting her red leg warmers of doom...


Using her telepathy, Rachel played with Aurora's multiple personality disorder... causing the flirty superheroine to lose control of her body to Jeanne-Marie, her pathologically religious, prim and proper other half. A pretty neat, if not cruel trick. Lets see how Xavier feels about it.


Yes, I guess its safe to say Charles wasn't pleased... but he ironically uses his powers to violate Rachel in the same way as she had with Aurora: by forcibly controlling her mind. Talk about being your typical holier than thou do as I say, not as I do kind of teacher...


"I will not tolerate such behavior, young lady. Ever again."
After having been properly chastised, Rachel helps Xavier undo most of the damage she caused. The two teams figure out Shaman wasn't actually involved in the attack on Cyclops. But who was, and better yet: where is Cyclops?


... Ah, thank you Snowbird...To Ungawa Bay it is then...

Once there, the X-men discover Cyclops is fine...better than fine even. They didn't really crash, but were brought down by the sudden eruption of the fire fountain... a source of magical energy that turned all the human passengers into super powered beings.

Madelyne Pryor gained a strong healing power and started calling herself Anodyne, an ancient Greek word for analgesic. But she could do far more than just dull pain. She fixed the brain damage Scott suffered as a child, that prevented him from controlling his optic blasts...  And she was ready to help the X-men and Alpha Flight too.


Sasquatch wanted Anodyne's help to control the inexplicable bouts of mindless rage he'd been suffering from back in his own book. That rage eventually turned out to be the resurfacing personality of the Great Beast Tanaraq, whose form Walter Langkowski unknowingly inhabited whenever he turned into Sasquatch. But never mind all that, Anodyne simply used her healing flame to restore Langkowski's sanity. 



And he wasn't the only one... Overjoyed, Sasquatch grabbed his girlfriend Aurora while still covered in Anodyne's flames which caused their healing effects to spill over to her. The Aurora and Jeanne-Marie parts of her personality were merged, essentially curing her multiple personality disorder. Thanks to Anodyne, Aurora could finally control her own mind.

Yes, its safe to say the Fire Fountain could potentially solve all of mankind's problems, eliminate war, disease and famine... Basicallycreate peace on Earth. But, at what price? The Fire Fountain was deadly to all creatures of magic, causing violent illness in Snowbird.

She ran off, with Wolverine and two of the recently mutated humans in pursuit. Unfortunately, they couldn't find her... and Wolverine came back empty handed, tired and ready for a nap. And then... this happened:


"You sayin', girl, I can't hack it as a man... only as a psycho?"

Well, no, you still have your claws so techninally speaking you can hack it any time you want, really...

Its interesting how Claremont writes the following scenes. Madelyne Pryor cured Wolverine's berserker rage... But, 'curing' someone, essentially by lobotomising them, without their prior permission isn't just unethical, its as close as one gets to being (mentally) violated. Yet, Wolverine isn't mad at her at all...

Might be an after effect of Anodyne's powers, might be cos he was more worried about his sudden case of mismatched sideburns.



The whole reason for Kitty walking in on Wolverine was to share what she had discovered some disturbing facts about the Fire Fountain. For one thing: the fountain burned away the human capacity for creativity and fantasy. 

Even worse: the fountain is expanding and will soon affect the entire planet... And ow yeah, Kitty went exploring underneath the base of the fountain and discovered the ancient ruins of a Norse village whose inhabitants worshipped... wait for it... Loki. 


Watching his little experiment in generosity go awry, Loki decides to take matters into his own hands. He shows up in person, along with some giants for good measure, to knock some sense into the X-men and Alphans... in hopes they will see just how kind and giving he really is. It doesn't go over well... 



His attempt at humility a distinct failure, Loki gleefully takes back all his gifts... the humans lose their powers and all of Anodyne's patients are once again suffering from their old ailments. Loki departs, but the scene has been set for the actual Asgardian Wars to commence here, here and here.

Forsooth and yea verily...

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Mind control a la Asgard part III: Coo Coo Cachoo Who Controls Who?


When we last saw the New Mutants, they had just defeated the Enchantress and taken over her keep. They would have returned home, if not for the fact Storm was still being held by Loki. In an attempt to find her, Warlock was scouting Asgard's capital city as a bird... totally oblivious to the fact the falcon he'd been playing tag with up there was actually a transformed and mind controlled Storm!


Shooting a techno-organic creature like Warlock with a magic arrow apparently causes full systems failure. Warlock crashed to the ground, shocking his fellow New Mutants. Well, except for one.


Illyana's not too pleasant to be around, even on a good day. But once she started studying the Enchantress' library of grimoires and spellbooks, she more and more seemed to turn into a copy of the her... even to the point of dressing like Amora.

But Magik wasn't the only one who felt the changing touch of the golden realm. Dani Moonstar started to settle into her new role as a valkyrie, one of all father Odin's shield maidens. The valkyries are tasked with bringing those who are about to die to Valhalla, the Norse equivalent of heaven. Seeing Doug approach with Dani, the mortally wounded Warlock panicked when he sensed the valkyrie in her and attacked Dani before running away.



Catching up with 'Lock, Doug willingly offers himself to his techno organic friend... sharing his life force to make sure Warlock will have sufficient life energy to repair the damage. Talk about a noble act of self sacrifice... Incidentally, you gotta love the fact that possibly days after being freed from his job as a serve in an Asgardian cantina, Dough still wears that slave collar with the little bell. Lets call it a fashion statement...

And then... The X-men show up.

Well, that was quick...

Loki, blatanty defying his promise not to mess with the X-men, takes out the entire team, the remaining New Mutants and Rahne's boyfriend the wolfprince. He also decides to give them a new... outlook on life.


"It should not be long before such pure and fundamental evil begins to have an effect. Corrupting you, recasting you irrevocably in her... and, of course, MY... image."

As far as mind control goes, this might be one of the most insidious ways Claremont's ever employed. Just let them soak up all the evil radiating from Illyana's soul as if they're at a tanning salon. But it makes sense Loki chose to do it this way...

He couldn't possibly find time to do it himself, even if he was allowed to by Those Who Sit Above In Shadow. He was after all a little too busy getting ready for his own coronation. With Storm by his side as the new thundergod, Loki'd be ruler of Asgard before the day was out.

Leaving them to slowly marinate in maliciousness, Loki forgot about Karma. 


"I must either break Loki's hold on Illyana and possess her now... or never!"

Ow, we all know how this ends, right? Karma succeeds and both X-men and New Mutants team up to stop the coronation and free Storm. Isn't that right, Colossus? Erm, Peter? What are you doing?


"... Because he's Illyana's brother, Peter proved more susceptible to the spell Loki made her cast..." 

Sheesh, talk about gratuitous mind tampering for the sake of filling a panel or two. Still, the fight against Loki continues, but it doesn't help matters much that Storm is still firmly under his control and only sees what he wants her to see...


And if you think that was trouble, wait till she gets her hand on that new hammer Loki had made especially for her so she could control the elements again as the new thunder goddess...


What's worse than Storm powered by Asgardian magic? Why, obviously, an Asgardian powered Storm mind controlled by the same Norse magic.




Only after she almost killed an already mortally wounded Wolverine, Storm was finally able to snap out of it. Kitty Pryde then put an end to Loki's game by threatening to reveal his scheme to all of Asgard, causing the god of mischief to do what all deities do when caught with their pants down: get rid of the evidence.



And that, as they doth sayeth in fair Asgard, art that...

Monday, May 28, 2012

Mind control a la Asgard part 2: Double Trouble

As detailed in the first part, Loki had the Enchantress bring Storm and the New Mutants to Asgard. Storm was to be Loki's queen and Asgard's new thundergod. And the New Mutants? Well, they were expendable and would have died, if not for Illyana Rasputin's failed escape plan that separated and stranded the team across all the nine worlds.

Illyana was the only one left behind and remained in the Enchantress' clutches. Yet, despite the fact  Amora ordered her troops to go out and find the other New Mutants... they came up empty handed. That's when the Enchantress decided to get... creative.


Did I say 'creative'? Well, that and a good dollop of sadomasochistic lesbian dominatrix superhero cosplay thrown in for good measure. C'mon Amora, playtime's over... Hop to it.


Now we're getting somewhere...

Enchantress magically yanked out Magik's evil counterpart... The Darkchilde, a manifestation of all the corruption Illyana's soul suffered during her time in Belasco's Limbo. Dressing her up in Asgardian garb, Enchantress set 'Dark Illyana' out to find her friends... with the little sadistic twist of having the real Illyana feel all the pain her friends might inflict on her evil counterpart.

'Dark Illyana' had little trouble finding most of the New Mutants and she was equally swift in getting them to see her side of things...


"Encased in this suit of eldritch armor, thou art now as much the Enchantress' eager, dutiful slave... as I. Isn't that nice?"

Sunspot not only gets defeated, he's also mind controlled and pressed into service. The same thing happens to Wolfsbane by the way, who was already more than mesmerised by the passion she felt for her wolf prince. Doesn't matter, Illyana can add a double mind control whammy...


"That precious love... is now forever gone from thy life. Thy heart is forever found... to evil!"

"Rahne!" indeed.

She tried to get Cypher next, but Doug was able to escape because Warlock happened to show up at the exact same time. Together, they fled the scene and started looking for the others. The trail led them to the desert, where Karma had lost about all her excess pounds. As luck would have it, both Mirage, Cannonball and Magma showed up in the desert as well... Right on time for Dark Magik to pop in and try and complete her set...


On a non-mindcontrol related topic: just look at how clever Art Adams got while drawing Warlock. His finger actually yells 'scream', while an exclamation mark pops up in his mouth. Nice visual... But, lets get back to the fighting bits...It didn't exactly go well for the New Mutants...


Needless to say, 'Dark Illyana' seemingly manages to snatch them all away and returns them to the Enchantress' lair, much to Amora's delight. But her joy is shortlived...


"Surprise, fiend!"

Karma actually remembered she had the ability to control more than the desert lizards she had for lunch and possessed the fake Illyana and her henchmen. Reading 'Illyana's' memories, Karma learned all she had to know and took the team back to the Enchantress. While the others kept Amora busy, Karma tried to free the real Illyana.


After reuniting Illyana with her 'evil' part, the full New Mutants roster stood united against the Enchantress... and Karma made her move once more.


Illyana took care of Amora by teleporting her to Limbo and placing the Enchantress in the care of her pet demon S'ym. A major victory to be sure, but they were still stuck in Asgard with Storm firmly in Loki's clutches...


Enter... The X-men. The Norn queen Karnilla, an old rival of Loki's, had gotten wind of his plans to use Storm to ascend the Asgardian throne. So, she subtly informed the X-men of the New Mutants' plight in Asgard and also helped them reach the golden realm.


The wolf they saved turns out to the wolf prince that had been courting Rahne. He is desperate to find her, and his enhanced senses along with Wolverine's allow the X-men to look for their lost pupils.


Next time... Mind control a la Asgard part III: Coo-coo-cachoo, who controls who?



Sunday, May 27, 2012

Mind control a la Asgard part I: Seven Flavors Across All The Nine Worlds

During the 1980s, Chris Claremont had the X-men fight Loki on two seperate occasions. In 1985, the team joined Alpha Flight in opposing the god of mischief... And in 1988, Loki popped up again to cause trouble for both the X-men and the New Mutants.



Especially the second outing against Asgard featured an almost obscene amount of mind control. Claremont managed to somewhat contain himself during the first part of what would be known as The Asgardian Wars... But once it came to the X-men and New Mutants... All bets were off.


Loki had studied Storm from afar and felt attracted to her, as most bad guys tend to be. But, he couldn't do anything about that affection because he was forbidden to mess with the X-men directly. So, he does what all gods of mischief do: look for a loophole. He asked his associate the Enchantress to step in and kidnap Storm and the X-men to Asgard. And she did. 


One little problem, though... Storm wasn't actually with the X-men when the Enchantress showed up. Instead, she was with the New Mutants, enjoying a brief respite on the Greek isle of Kirinos. That explains why Illyana is wearing that tight, little white loincloth... Because its a bikini. No, really!

After being raised by Belasco, demonic ruler of Limbo, threats from an Asgardian trollop didn't exactly frighten Illyana and she called up her stepping discs, ready to teleport the team home. Unfortunately, the magic spells protecting the Enchantress' keep scrambled Magik's powers, causing her teleportation spell to go haywire and strand her fellow New Mutants all over Asgard. Illyana herself wasn't quite so lucky:

But what of Storm, you ask? She didn't end up in prison with the New Mutants. True, Loki whisked Storm away during the Enchantress'  assault on Kirinos and brought her to his palace where he started to mold her immediately. Hey look, black leather!



Loki's plan was based on a little more than lust. His stepbrother Thor has recently left on a quest to the domain of the death goddess Hela, leaving Asgard short one Thundergod. With Odin gone as well, Loki figured the time would be ripe for a legitimate takeover as ruler of Asgard, especially if his new wife happened to be a weather controlling thundergoddess.

But first, Storm had to be properly conditioned... Using her longing to regain her lost mutant powers as a hook, Loki seduced Storm by offering a semblance of her old mutant gifts again, starting with the power of flight. But just look what it took for Ororo to take off once more:


"Watch, my pretty... Listen and learn! Come to love this realm with all thy noble heart..."And what better way to love Asgard as Loki's mind controlled, mohawk'd pet falcon...?  While Storm was being indoctrinated, most of the New Mutants were subjected to forms of domination and mind control as well.

Lets start with Doug Ramsey, the New Mutant Cypher whose power of language didn't exactly help him in a bar fight against Asgardians. 


Chained up like a slave, forced to do the dishes in an Asgardian eatery... Ahh, the humiliation.

Wolfsbane found herself stranded in the land of the giants, who hunted her until she was rescued by a handsome young wolf who used his considerable charisma to make the usually prim and proper Scottish girl follow him.


By know, we know Wolfsbane would eventualy get pregnant with the wolf prince's cub. But isn't it charming to see how she felt the first inklings of bestial passion? Writing about a 13 year old repressed Scottish girl who essentially comes in heat for the first time is... Well... Its something at least.



Speaking of heat... A morbidly obese Karma was tossed smack dab in the middle of an Asgardian desert. Trying to survive without resources, she was forced to mind control her own lunch. One thing about Karma's control powers: she's inside her victims' mind, actively controlling their bodies. How does one explain this scene then?


Guess hunger is reason enough to throw common sense to the wind...

The same goes for Magma, who was wandering through the woods until she ran into some faerie folk who were kind enough to offer her food and drink before they'd help her find her teammates. If only Amara knew the price one pays for feasting with the faerie: you become one of them. But that's just the way they wanted it.


Thy humanity will surely die! 

Ow boy, did it ever... The next morning Magma awoke, more fairie than human. The Faerie's reason for turning Magma is simple: they want her to kill their biggest enemy: Eitri, the dwarven master smith. So, before long, she used her powers to burst into the heart of Eitri's domain.


Fortunately for Eitri, he'd been entertaining a house guest recently: Magma's fellow New Mutant Cannonball. He was able to defeat Amara and remind her of just who she really was. Even though it seemed her human past would soon be little more than an afterthought.


But not every New Mutant was suckered into getting mind controlled, humiliated or bonded against his or her will. Sunspot was doing just fine impressing women with his strength at a local bar, Mirage inadvertetly ended up a member of the Valkyor and Warlock?

He actually pulled a Karma and used some mind control to feed himself as well...


"Transformation to techno-organic form complete. Lifeglow absorbed. Entity rendered inert."

Is it just me, or does Warlock seem to have the techno-organic equivalent of a foodgasm in that last panel? This brings us to seven seperate instances of mind control... While we're only halfway through the first chapter of the tale. Heck, the X-men haven't even shown up yet!

Next time: Mind control a la Asgard part 2: Double Trouble.